If anyone wants me...well, frankly, they can go fuck themselves.

Don't come looking for me. ♥

Rufus, darling, the papers are in your desk, third drawer down.

Have you seen the news lately?

( Video under the cut. Not cut IC. Spoilers for Crisis Core. )

Rest assured, if they'd done that to my cannon outside of a simulation, I would have shot them myself.

Abstract of CA2524398

A projectile (28) for a barrel assembly (10) containing multiple projectiles (28) including a propellant charge (22), a primer (23, 26) that ignites the propellant charge (22), a payload (28) that is propelled from the barrel (10 ) on ignition of the charge (22), and ignition system (20, 24, 25) having both an electrical (20, 24) and a mechanical (25, 26) sub-system either or both o f which may be triggered to ignite the primer (23). The electrical system may involve induction while the mechanical system may involve a solenoid or fully mechanical arrangement, the mechanical system acts as a backup for the electrical system if required.

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This thing is useful as a notepad, if nothing else.